Review: Ultimate Douchebag Workout

This one is such a funny game! Hahaha It immediately catapulted me back to my early high school days when y8 was a “thing.” xDD I was following this YouTuber guy one time (choni, I think) and then happened to see his vlog with this game. Suffice to say, I tried it. lolol

There is nothing exciting or new about this game. Tbh, like most online games uploaded in y8 and similar game-hosting sites, it’s very simple and the ending is very anticlimactic. ( ̄▽ ̄)


So, you start with this dude on the left. He’s a lanky dude with no self-confidence, and it is up to you to change all that! \( ̄▽ ̄)/

You get a bunch of menus on the left and plan out your workout regimen. Balance out his health, energy as well as his body mass ratio. lolol xDD

Each exercise correspond to a particular part of the body. And it’s up to you, really, if you wanna even out his development or focus on/maxing out an area first before everything else. ( ‾́ ◡ ‾́ ) While it does make him look weird but… if that’s what you want, I’ll just shut my mouth.

Every time you exercise will earn you points. Hitting off the needed points will allow you to “level up” and unlock a bunch of pictures. The photos also are not much but… well, at least you get the feeling of “unlocking something” every time you level up, I guess? HAHAHAHA (ノ_<。)

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There are 10 levels, so you get 10 photos by the end of this game. Afaik, there are videos as well. I never bothered following the links though so… idk what those videos contain. Prolly just macho stuff videos? Or training exercise tips? Idk. Irdk. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Anyhow, I only have one point of advice for this so you don’t have to worry about getting fat: a few stuff down your stress bar, I suggest you eat immediately. And eat only ones with less fat. For example, opt for fishes, bars and fruit shakes than meat and sodas. Other than not getting fat, it ups the health as well.

You can edit the hair and skin tone too, btw. xDD HAHAHAHA

Also, if you wanna go on steroids and use up the injections, take them when your health is full! FULL okay? And not half! ’cause getting them injections and steroids decreases the health by half. If your health is already half to begin with… well, y’know what’s gonna happen. Also! Take the protein meds LAST! Taking the protein meds increase your health by small portion. So.. yass, you get the deal.

Anyhoow~ this review is really short because there’s nothing much to review anyway! Prepare finger aches from tapping your keyboard too much! lololol And, yeah, don’t expect anything ’cause you’re not gonna get any~ Like the usual y8-and-similar-sites games. Playing or not playing this won’t make a difference.

If you wanna play it or just wanna try it, click me!

DISCLAIMER: Photo taken from the game site itself. I actually finished it, y’know! I damn finished it! lol 😐 I must’ve been really bored.


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